Let me introduce to you my face:
YEAH LOL AINT IT PRETTY *SHOT*
I went shopping with my mom and grandma in our city.. I went alone into a store and they waited outside, and I got out after a while and walked towards them, lost my footing and fell on my knees and hit the ground face first.
The side I landed on has my glasses damaged.
I could hear a OOHH go through the crowd and before I could gather what had happened 5 people jumped on me and this man immediately helped me up and held me and my grandma and mom came to me and I was like wait what I just lied on the ground. I was looking for my glasses first cause lol I can't see JAZZ without them [-4 happens]
And then this guy from the market with his station immediately called the guy who goes over the market to come and look me up.
He told me I had to go to the police station to put the blame on the municipality and demand they pay the damage of my glasses.
During all this time I couldn't use my glasses and had to rely on mom & grandma.
And I just got home from going to our mall here to go to my eye-store-thingy-to get it fixed and all that, the glass is still damaged but they ordered a new one aaaannnd I don't have to work on friday and saturday anymore since my face looks like shit and the police woman said it'll be all blue and purple and tomorrow we're gonna do all the things to put the blame on the municipality.
AND I CAN GO TO PARIS WITH MY MOM AND HER GAY BFF ON FRIDAY AND CELEBRATE NEW YEARS EVE THERE AND GO SHOPPING WITH THEM AND STAY THE NIGHT IN A €1200 SUITE PAID BY HER GAY BFF WOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
but yeah, my face hurts.