Oh screw you.
I opened the newspaper on the ride home and I find a certain article to be... Really annoying. Now, y'know, I hate the general Dutch and Netherlands and they hate me just as much. The dutch hate the french; the german; the belgian; the english; the spanish, they hate them all.
I like to make fun of the dutch, I like to point my finger and laugh at them, I like to tell them "I told you so", I like to rub it in. I like to kick them off their high horse, to prove that they aint shit better than any other country. Anything to prove that any other country is better than Netherlands.
But when I read that news article ? Oh man, I was pissed, I was furious, and it wasn't even at The Netherlands itself; it was at the countries who described Dutch Football as boring and monotone and AMATEUR-ISH.
Belgium. Shut the fuck up. You aint even playing in the WC so who the hell gave you the right to tell Dutch Football is boring. Belgium hasn't played in WC's or EC's since 2000 so why don't you shut your cakehole, at least Netherlands plays EVERY two/four years, and you ? I'm almost ashamed of you when people start talking about football, I turn my head around and pretend I don't hear the conversation cause you suck so much.
So before you start telling how the match Netherlands VS Japan was BORING how about proving yourself first.
France. What the hell ? Are you serious ? While you, yourself, is ready to go HOME you BITCH about another nation who is going through the 8 finals ? You shut the hell up, France football isn't what it used to be and making other countries look bad is low.
Germany. I love you, I really do, just as much as I love Belgium but what the fuck are you complaining about about Dutch Football when you fucking lost to Serbia. You have nothing to say about Dutch football.
Italy. Okay, first of all HA-HA I totally VOTED for you to lose. Sure it was 1-1 but you being the previous World Champion ? Excuse me you lose to fucking New Zealand and you DARE to tell Dutch football was LAME ? How about you go back to that rock you hid under after your 1-1 against New Zealand. You piss me off, I hope you'll lose your next match so you can go home and then you say another word about Dutch football, well you're a sore loser.
England. You sittin' high and dry up on that throne or something ? Y'think y'can do better than Netherlands ? Excuse me but you proved how LAME you are, you fucking played 1-1 against America. You're even less than France. Shit all you can do is complain about other nations can't you ? God jesus christ it's a miracle you entered the WC. I'm sure you'll go home pretty soon. And I'll be laughing, real hard.
...I hope I'll never have to protect Dutch/Netherlands again, seriously, it aint good for me, it's breaking my heart and making my brain do confusing things.
I'm not for Netherlands winning the WC but I sure hope you'll get a high place, you fucking deserve it when those nations dare to bitch at you.
I like to make fun of the dutch, I like to point my finger and laugh at them, I like to tell them "I told you so", I like to rub it in. I like to kick them off their high horse, to prove that they aint shit better than any other country. Anything to prove that any other country is better than Netherlands.
But when I read that news article ? Oh man, I was pissed, I was furious, and it wasn't even at The Netherlands itself; it was at the countries who described Dutch Football as boring and monotone and AMATEUR-ISH.
Belgium. Shut the fuck up. You aint even playing in the WC so who the hell gave you the right to tell Dutch Football is boring. Belgium hasn't played in WC's or EC's since 2000 so why don't you shut your cakehole, at least Netherlands plays EVERY two/four years, and you ? I'm almost ashamed of you when people start talking about football, I turn my head around and pretend I don't hear the conversation cause you suck so much.
So before you start telling how the match Netherlands VS Japan was BORING how about proving yourself first.
France. What the hell ? Are you serious ? While you, yourself, is ready to go HOME you BITCH about another nation who is going through the 8 finals ? You shut the hell up, France football isn't what it used to be and making other countries look bad is low.
Germany. I love you, I really do, just as much as I love Belgium but what the fuck are you complaining about about Dutch Football when you fucking lost to Serbia. You have nothing to say about Dutch football.
Italy. Okay, first of all HA-HA I totally VOTED for you to lose. Sure it was 1-1 but you being the previous World Champion ? Excuse me you lose to fucking New Zealand and you DARE to tell Dutch football was LAME ? How about you go back to that rock you hid under after your 1-1 against New Zealand. You piss me off, I hope you'll lose your next match so you can go home and then you say another word about Dutch football, well you're a sore loser.
England. You sittin' high and dry up on that throne or something ? Y'think y'can do better than Netherlands ? Excuse me but you proved how LAME you are, you fucking played 1-1 against America. You're even less than France. Shit all you can do is complain about other nations can't you ? God jesus christ it's a miracle you entered the WC. I'm sure you'll go home pretty soon. And I'll be laughing, real hard.
...I hope I'll never have to protect Dutch/Netherlands again, seriously, it aint good for me, it's breaking my heart and making my brain do confusing things.
I'm not for Netherlands winning the WC but I sure hope you'll get a high place, you fucking deserve it when those nations dare to bitch at you.