I'm so glad it's spring time.
The new job is going well. I like it! The people there are nice, a lot nicer than I expected to be honest. The only thing I don't like is seeing people I don't want to see shop there. Like today, for instance. This dude comes in.. and immediately I'm like, "Fuck!!" & run behind the purse fixture to try & hide. In this store, there isn't really anywhere you CAN hide, and I don't want to tell management "Uhh, I'll be in the back. Some dude I hung out with once is in the store & I don't want him to see me." They'll think I'm a crazy hobag. There's no real story to this guy, I just met him one night with Sarah (he's friends with her boyfriend), and we all hung out & drank. I didn't see anything to per sue, so I never called him again. He text me a few times, but ehhh. While he's still in the store, it's time for my break. I sneak out & run to the smoke shop. Hahahaha. He fucking TEXTS ME "So, you work at Buffalo now? Why are you trying to avoid me?" Why would you ask that? Hello, if someone is trying to avoid you - TAKE THE HINT. What's up, Osker #2! Where do these dudes come from!? Isn't it embarrassing for them? I'm embarrassed for them! Jesus. I can't make any type of commitment passed hanging out two times. I literally can't, sorry!
In other news.. I'm pretty sure my new downstairs neighbor is a child molester. Here's a few reasons why:
1. He has a creepy chimo look on his face.
2. He has a chimo haircut.
3. He has really bad prison tattoos on his arms (one of them is a playboy bunny).
4. He has a creepy chimo voice.
5. He has a daughter, who is very unkempt, and there are always several children running around the house. I'm pretty sure they belong to the daughter. She has no husband, lives with her dad, is slightly overweight, always has greasy hair, etc. I have my unkempt days, but damn.
6. He smokes Marlboro Red 100's. (this is the biggest indication. If you smoke Red 100's - you're a child molester.)
Also, just because you comment on my tattoos does not mean I need to see yours. If I want to see them, I will ask. I'm not shy about it. If I think you have good work, I'll tell you & then ask who did it. If I have to see one more fucking flaming dice bullshit Vegas tattoo.. I will scream. I can't fake "Oh wow, cool man." much longer. I'm not a complete bitch, but it's about to get ugly.
In other news.. I'm pretty sure my new downstairs neighbor is a child molester. Here's a few reasons why:
1. He has a creepy chimo look on his face.
2. He has a chimo haircut.
3. He has really bad prison tattoos on his arms (one of them is a playboy bunny).
4. He has a creepy chimo voice.
5. He has a daughter, who is very unkempt, and there are always several children running around the house. I'm pretty sure they belong to the daughter. She has no husband, lives with her dad, is slightly overweight, always has greasy hair, etc. I have my unkempt days, but damn.
6. He smokes Marlboro Red 100's. (this is the biggest indication. If you smoke Red 100's - you're a child molester.)
Also, just because you comment on my tattoos does not mean I need to see yours. If I want to see them, I will ask. I'm not shy about it. If I think you have good work, I'll tell you & then ask who did it. If I have to see one more fucking flaming dice bullshit Vegas tattoo.. I will scream. I can't fake "Oh wow, cool man." much longer. I'm not a complete bitch, but it's about to get ugly.