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I've been so bored here at home with no one to talk to I've started inventing ideas for quiz shows. You know when you see a guy and a girl together and it's so painfully obvious that the guy is gay but the dutiful girlfriend doesn't notice it? Well, the show is called Did You Know Your Boyfriend is Gay? I think it's a concept that would translate really well to the WWN. I'm not exactly sure how to go about anything, what the actual quiz show part of the idea entails or if anyone else would want to listen to it but I know I would be a fabulous host. I have the sort of voice that other people want to listen to. Maybe not though because I do tend to get ignored a lot. Perhaps instead of coming up with quiz shows no one will listen to I should work on developing a more commanding presence. Then when I do I could go into politics one day because I'll be so charismatic everyone will want to vote for me on force of personality alone. I think this is the start of a really good plan. Only not. That was probably the most ridiculous thing I've ever said and I'm not exactly known for being a genius here. I just need something to occupy all this time I have on my hands. What do other people do with their free time? I can only shop and take pictures so much before it becomes a chore.
Sometimes when I'm really bored I'll go to restaurants and pretend like I'm doing a review for the Daily prophet. They get marks for prompt and friendly service, attractiveness of the staff, how nice the uniforms are and if the food tastes like shit. I must have pretty high standards though, so far only one restaurant has gotten above an eight and I can't even remember what it was called. It's usually the attractiveness (or rather, unattractiveness) of the staff that really lowers their marks. I do the same thing to plays but they all got a four or lower, only because I really hate the theater. It was truly disconcerting when I realised how shallow I am. I'll blame my upbringing like everyone else does, people usually seem to accept that excuse.
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I'm trying to decide if getting a job is really all it's cracked up to be. When you think about it our whole adolescent lives are focused to what we're going to do once we get out of school. I've done a grand total of nothing, which isn't really something to be proud of. I've stopped going to gallery openings because I'm tired of feeling physically sick afterward when I think about how much more talented I am than the artist. This is it. I absolutely have to find a purpose for my life.
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I'm hungry. I should go review a restaurant.
Sometimes when I'm really bored I'll go to restaurants and pretend like I'm doing a review for the Daily prophet. They get marks for prompt and friendly service, attractiveness of the staff, how nice the uniforms are and if the food tastes like shit. I must have pretty high standards though, so far only one restaurant has gotten above an eight and I can't even remember what it was called. It's usually the attractiveness (or rather, unattractiveness) of the staff that really lowers their marks. I do the same thing to plays but they all got a four or lower, only because I really hate the theater. It was truly disconcerting when I realised how shallow I am. I'll blame my upbringing like everyone else does, people usually seem to accept that excuse.
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I'm trying to decide if getting a job is really all it's cracked up to be. When you think about it our whole adolescent lives are focused to what we're going to do once we get out of school. I've done a grand total of nothing, which isn't really something to be proud of. I've stopped going to gallery openings because I'm tired of feeling physically sick afterward when I think about how much more talented I am than the artist. This is it. I absolutely have to find a purpose for my life.
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I'm hungry. I should go review a restaurant.