BAKE THAT PREJUDICE-FREE CAKE, EUROPE! <3
Eurovision is coming. Just like Winter and the White Walkers. Or the Oncoming Storm and a Dalek armada in a Season Finale of Doom written by Moffat. Or, heck, just my incoming rage at the final votation where everybody will be just voting their neighbours ...
Somehow, I feel they're all fitting similes.
And now, for some useless random thoughts ...
Austria: Are you aware that you're more fabulous than Romania last year? Dat beard. Dat beautiful song. Dat beard ... <3
Iceland: Stop having the cutest songs, guys. Like, seriously. First Coming Home, then Never Forget, now THIS?! Being cute like that should be illegal.
Latvia: OMG PERFECTION. If they accept me for this study holiday in Riga this summer, I'm planning on singing this ALL THE DAMN TIME.
Finland: Guys. GUYS. You don't need Finnish Coldplay or Finnish One Direction or whatever you're aiming for to be cool. I mean, you have so many brilliant artists like Apocalyptica and Nightwish and HIM, you obviously can do better. And, heck, last time you won you had Lordi ... perhaps you should take it as a clue? Or at least go back to that adorable Paradise Oskar guy. This just sounds so average and generic ...
Albania: I tried listening to this song on Youtube on two videos, comments were disabled on both. WTF is up with that?
Some really bad hate? But it's quite a nice song! And I really like Hersi's voice. Though I prefer the Albanian version to the English one.
Italy: I don't even know what we're doing this year. It's not that I hate Emma like many other rude assholes people on Youtube, and the song is kinda catchy, but ... meh. I liked Raphael Gualazzi and Nina Zilli a lot better. Oh, well, at least we have a good chance of winning. Songs that make me go "meh" always seem to make Europe go crazy.
Of course, there is a chance that Finland will win. Just because I don't really like it. Eurovision is a bitch like that.
Somehow, I feel they're all fitting similes.
And now, for some useless random thoughts ...
Austria: Are you aware that you're more fabulous than Romania last year? Dat beard. Dat beautiful song. Dat beard ... <3
Iceland: Stop having the cutest songs, guys. Like, seriously. First Coming Home, then Never Forget, now THIS?! Being cute like that should be illegal.
Latvia: OMG PERFECTION. If they accept me for this study holiday in Riga this summer, I'm planning on singing this ALL THE DAMN TIME.
Finland: Guys. GUYS. You don't need Finnish Coldplay or Finnish One Direction or whatever you're aiming for to be cool. I mean, you have so many brilliant artists like Apocalyptica and Nightwish and HIM, you obviously can do better. And, heck, last time you won you had Lordi ... perhaps you should take it as a clue? Or at least go back to that adorable Paradise Oskar guy. This just sounds so average and generic ...
Albania: I tried listening to this song on Youtube on two videos, comments were disabled on both. WTF is up with that?
Some really bad hate? But it's quite a nice song! And I really like Hersi's voice. Though I prefer the Albanian version to the English one.
Italy: I don't even know what we're doing this year. It's not that I hate Emma like many other rude assholes people on Youtube, and the song is kinda catchy, but ... meh. I liked Raphael Gualazzi and Nina Zilli a lot better. Oh, well, at least we have a good chance of winning. Songs that make me go "meh" always seem to make Europe go crazy.
Of course, there is a chance that Finland will win. Just because I don't really like it. Eurovision is a bitch like that.