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Your Score: Akkadian
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You are Akkadian, a blend of the incomprehensible symbols of the Sumerians with the unwritable sounds of the early Semitic peoples. However, the writing just doesn't suit the words and doesn't represent everything needed, so you end up a schizoid mess. Invented in Babylon, you're probably to blame for that tower story. However, crazy as you are, you're much loved and appreciated, and remain actively in use by records keepers long after schools have switched to other languages.
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Ironically, I've been trying to find a decent 'teach yourself Akkadian' book for literally years at this point, with no luck whatsoever.
In other news, if I don't post any more ever again after this, it will be because I was trampled to death by a horde of rampaging Harry Potter buyers. Take courage knowing that I died bravely, in the service of literacy and literature and for the greater good of Scholastic Publishing's year-end profits.