If someone says subconscious one more time I'll beat him or her to death with a psychology book

Mar 02, 2003 23:42

Hello. I am Sigmund. No need for the formalities of Dr. Freud around here. Not unless you want a little analysis. I’m trying to avoid unauthorized analysis, fun as it is. Easier though, when people cooperate with being analyzed. But I’ll avoid it, I promise.

I suppose you probably reached your own conclusion about me being both dead and a psychologist. It is an interesting position to be in, but after 60 years, I really started to miss seeing neurotics on a daily basis. Well, nearly daily basis - I was a doctor after all, I had to practice my golf swing some time.

Someone tells me that a penis has a journal, and penis talk always excites me, so I had to join the fun.

I’m really terribly unfamiliar with all this new technology, and if someone would be so very kind as to tell me how to modify my posts so that I can have a link in every single one of my entries, I would be most appreciative. And possibly changing those little comment links to be more representative. Life was so much easier with my trusty typewriter.

And if you try to tell me about your subconscious desires, I’m going to beat you with an introduction to psychology book. It’s the unconscious, the preconscious, and the conscious. Don’t make me hurt you. Introduction to psychology books are much thicker these days than they once were (back in the good old days when all you needed to know about psychology was me).
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