As found on Reddit:
As I was being walked by a nurse to the operating room for my shoulder surgery, I told her about a bet I had made with my friends on how I would fight and win the anesthesia....
Seriously, read the whole thing. Worth it. In other news, my face still feels like someone dropped a refrigerator on it, but I better get used to it.
Originally posted to my
Dreamwidth account as LJ is heavily sedated. You can
comment there using your LJ login as an OpenID, or here. Either's good.