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querldox:
This girl is my new hero. Aubrey Matthews, aka "Star," woke up Friday morning to a phone call that a villain named Black had stolen a golden star from the Idaho Historical Museum. A Life Flight helicopter and police escort vehicles took her to the crime scene to talk to investigators. Aubrey found a clue, and the chase was on. Before capturing Black, Star rescued people from a "smoke"-filled building on Front Street, someone from drowning in ParkCenter Pond, and ferrets at Zoo Boise who had been framed for stealing the golden star.
Simply must-read to believe.