The top story in the Topeka Capital-Journal today:
hissies over "CSI: Topeka" card (
registration-free story here er, here?). Topeka's mayor says he's "offended." One, grow some skin, Bill. Two, you should be flattered that a city with typically one of the
largest crime rates per capita is portrayed as "boring." Three, shut up.
Also in the paper:
mindless tittering over Gilmore Girls using "BTK" as a verb (
identical reg-free story here er, here?). Fft. Edit: dammit, Knight-Ridder, stop with the freakin' registration cookie-cutter websites, okay? Nobody's interested.
In more practical news, the Collegian
might get a frat shut down. Nelson: "Ha-ha!"