Dave Barry
It has been a while since I have read any of his articles, but today I dipped back through his Olympics coverage. It's not quite as funny as his early stuff, when my sister and I would hurt ourselves we were laughing so hard. Still, I got a few giggles about his descriptions of rhythmic gymastics, the joys of betting on the outcome of beach volleyball, and the photos of the Lego royals. I nearly gave this article a miss, but I think grondzilla will particularly appreciate it, while bend_gules may need to check it out for herself and report back: http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/08/07/2935501/dave-barry-exploring-human-life.html