Jan 25, 2005 21:52
Funny Story For The Day:
Today, as I'm walking out of the Union on my way to class, I see a very well-dressed, professional-looking woman talking to a group of young guys outside. I overhear her telling them she is conducting a survey about why people are no longer going to Molly's Bar. "We want to know specifically why people aren't going there anymore," she says. "What are some of the exact reasons you don't like it?" The young man replies with the ever-so-intelligent response of "Because Molly's sucks." Wow, we should all be so lucky as to be such deep thinkers and have such a way with words. I'm a bitch, I know... but you should have been there. It was wicked funny.