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[firstheaven]

[Public: French//English]I guess I should do one of these so I don't seem like a freaky-deaky hermit. Is that how you spell 'deaky'? I don't really know. Does it matter? PROBABLY NOT

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[craftily]

G-MAN!

[firstheaven]

IAN?!

[firstheaven]

[firstheaven]

Ian!

[craftily]

Sup, man? How's it going? Nice strikeouts up there. You are pretty lame.

[firstheaven]

kwhfjhagjashfashdfkhasdf That isn't funny! SHIT! How do I get rid of them?![GONE >(]

[craftily]

How's Brussels? And who's the cute chick?

[firstheaven]

Soggy.

[Ian;]
akghsdhjf I HAVE TO TUTOR HER! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

[craftily]

The city or the chick?

[Gabe;]
...in what?

[firstheaven]

THE CITY WTF!!!!! THIS IS PUBLIC! ARE YOU CRAZY?!

[Ian;]

French T________________T

[craftily]

Jus' making sure, cuz.

[Gabe;]
That's hot. Tap that fast, man. Just tutor her. Don't stress out. She looks like a cute kid.

[Ian;]

[firstheaven]

BUT SHE'S SO PRETTY!

[Gabe;]

[craftily]

What were ya expecting? A grandma?

Dude, serious. Just relax and treat her like anyone else. You'll be fine~

[Ian;]

[firstheaven]

YES, ACTUALLY!

But! Ian, I'm not good with girls like you are! I can't talk to pretty girls like you can!

[Gabe;]

[craftily]

Want me to talk to her?

[Ian;]

[firstheaven]

NO!
I'll... try. Oh god I'm going to die or something

ENOUGH ABOUT ME! How's france? How's your crazy lesbian tutor? How's your girlfriend? Been hogtied recently?