twenty-five.

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Today was... strange. There was like some sort of scavenger hunt with delicious food in the house.

Now I feel fat. [ gone ]

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How strange.

I bet Damon did it.

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THAT'S NOT

FUNNY

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Hayleigh love, I'm being serious. Listen, I watched a program on the telly about people in hospitals all hooked up to the machines uploading themselves into the internet.

And then they leave trails of food in their prior residences. Oh Damon. That rascal.

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The girl from the party.

Jasmine?

No. Evelyn.

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Evelyn! Here as well, are you? You know, I hope I wasn't rude to you that.. other night. I had been eating strange foods all day.

Yes well, science is often funny like that. If you look at Einstein, his hair is very frazzled as if he has truly just stuck a fork into a socket.

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What have I done.

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If Isobel reads this it's bloody over for me.

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They are quite nice... I must admit. Just a purely scientific observation. I'll just observe scientifically rather than touching... them.

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I'm only a bad scientist for Isobel.

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I'm only a bad scientist for Isobel. If I didn't tell you, that's the girl I'm going to marry. We're getting married.

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Most breasts look good when wet.

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I don't know why I said that.