People who talk about their personal lives so loudly in public. Today some woman was shrieking like some sort of cow at her (I guess) boyfriend on her cell phone like "LORD I AM PREGNANT AND I DON'T WANT THIS BABY AND YOU DID SOMETHING TO MY SISTER I KNOW IT" and then I was like, "ABORT THE BABY RETARD" and she shrieked at me, too.
So I dumped my coffee on her. Damn straight it felt good.