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Oh my God, I'm the world's worst First aider! I hate human contact and body fluids!
Anyway, today at work one of the temps came in three sheets to the wind! He was absolutely fucked, drunk as a skunk, and he drove in! unbelieveable can't believe he didn't kill anyone, he could barely walk how the hell he managed to operate a car is beyond me!
Anyway he fell over on the gravel in the car park and my skills(!!) as a first aid were put to good use. My god, there is nothing worse than a drunk with blood dripping off his face. My god he was being so flirty and pervy and would sit not still to let me clean him up. apparently the look of disgust on my face whilst I was doing so was hilarious! The main reason I was so disgusted was cos I thought he was gonna throw up and to say I'm slightly emetophobic would be an overwhelming understatement!
Anyway that was today's adventure, I think as soon as my certificate runs out I'm so not renewing it! Hahahaha.
Anyway, today at work one of the temps came in three sheets to the wind! He was absolutely fucked, drunk as a skunk, and he drove in! unbelieveable can't believe he didn't kill anyone, he could barely walk how the hell he managed to operate a car is beyond me!
Anyway he fell over on the gravel in the car park and my skills(!!) as a first aid were put to good use. My god, there is nothing worse than a drunk with blood dripping off his face. My god he was being so flirty and pervy and would sit not still to let me clean him up. apparently the look of disgust on my face whilst I was doing so was hilarious! The main reason I was so disgusted was cos I thought he was gonna throw up and to say I'm slightly emetophobic would be an overwhelming understatement!
Anyway that was today's adventure, I think as soon as my certificate runs out I'm so not renewing it! Hahahaha.