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Okay, we have a major issue here.
I hear rumors that the Scientology uber-villain Xenu has escaped.
This is a big deal, in case you're amongst the uninformed, because Xenu is seriously bad mojo. Like ship millions of people to Earth and nuke them in a volcano bad.
As I understand it, Xenu is a bodiless spirit and can possess other people. This will make finding him rather difficult.
However I theorize that, given that body thetans are the souls of all the people Xenu has nuked or otherwise obliterated, odds are they will avoid him like the plague. Therefore, whoever Xenu is currently possessing will logically therefore have no body thetans.
I need you guys to buy an E-meter or two off of eBay and start scanning people. Kill anyone with no body thetans.
Thanks.
Don't forget:
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster...
I hear rumors that the Scientology uber-villain Xenu has escaped.
This is a big deal, in case you're amongst the uninformed, because Xenu is seriously bad mojo. Like ship millions of people to Earth and nuke them in a volcano bad.
As I understand it, Xenu is a bodiless spirit and can possess other people. This will make finding him rather difficult.
However I theorize that, given that body thetans are the souls of all the people Xenu has nuked or otherwise obliterated, odds are they will avoid him like the plague. Therefore, whoever Xenu is currently possessing will logically therefore have no body thetans.
I need you guys to buy an E-meter or two off of eBay and start scanning people. Kill anyone with no body thetans.
Thanks.
Don't forget:
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster...