Oct 13, 2005 18:09
My drawing teacher said to me:
"You're a wild horse, man, we need to rein you in."
*reining hand-motion*
Christopher Columbus thought the world was pear-shaped. There is a girl at UArts who looks like a combination of Maham and Ashlee Simpson; when I see her, I want to smash her face in with my T-square. The amount of caffeine required to keep me from passing out makes my intestines twitch and my hands shake. Edison didn't actually invent the lightbulb, but he did invent the word 'hello'.