WHAT THE FUCK
JESUS FUCKING SHIT ON A BUNSEN BURNER.
I SPEND FIVE HOURS BREAKING MY BRAIN IN TWO WHILE EACH AND EVERY PAGE AND/OR SERVER PROCESS PAUSED FOR A LENGTHY SIT-DOWN AT A CAFE, SPOKE IN HALTING ENGLISH, OR DISAPPEARED ENTIRELY AFTER CHEERFULLY LEAVING ME BACK WHERE I STARTED. AND THEN. AND THEN. THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING WHORES HAD THE FUCKING TEMERITY TO PRESENT ME WITH 'SERVER IS [FUCKING] DOWN'.
I ALREADY HATE COLLEGE. FUCKING ART FAGS AND THEIR TRICKSY ART FAG WEBSITE. I NEED A FUCKING DRINK.
...
OKAY. I HAVE A FUCKING DRINK. AND THAT FUCKING SHITSTORM OF A WEBPAGE IS STILL FUCKING GETTING ITS DICK SUCKED IN AN ALLEYWAY OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IT SURE AS GOSHDARN HECK AIN'T WHERE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.
OH GOD. THEY SHUT DOWN THE INTERNETS. I WAS TOO LATE. I ACTUALLY MISSED THE INTERNETS. I CAN'T BELIVE IT.
I SPEND FIVE HOURS BREAKING MY BRAIN IN TWO WHILE EACH AND EVERY PAGE AND/OR SERVER PROCESS PAUSED FOR A LENGTHY SIT-DOWN AT A CAFE, SPOKE IN HALTING ENGLISH, OR DISAPPEARED ENTIRELY AFTER CHEERFULLY LEAVING ME BACK WHERE I STARTED. AND THEN. AND THEN. THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING WHORES HAD THE FUCKING TEMERITY TO PRESENT ME WITH 'SERVER IS [FUCKING] DOWN'.
I ALREADY HATE COLLEGE. FUCKING ART FAGS AND THEIR TRICKSY ART FAG WEBSITE. I NEED A FUCKING DRINK.
...
OKAY. I HAVE A FUCKING DRINK. AND THAT FUCKING SHITSTORM OF A WEBPAGE IS STILL FUCKING GETTING ITS DICK SUCKED IN AN ALLEYWAY OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IT SURE AS GOSHDARN HECK AIN'T WHERE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.
OH GOD. THEY SHUT DOWN THE INTERNETS. I WAS TOO LATE. I ACTUALLY MISSED THE INTERNETS. I CAN'T BELIVE IT.