spare us the theatrics
GRADUATION LOL.
So UArts sent me an envelope containing A) billing shit AKA YOU WILL BE IN DEBT FOREVER LOL PLZ SEND MONEY NOW, and B) an application for their freshman journal project. Item #4 on the app: do you have an online journal?
I'm tempted to apply. They ask for three hypothetical journal entries. I'd just be like, TODAY I DID DRUGS XD XD XD XD. THEN I GOT MY HURR DID. And then attach really big obnoxious close-up photos of my face to the form with, like, seven paper clips.