1. Oh my GOD why is it so damn HOT AKJDHFGSKFGLJHAF. I'm half tempted to get our old massive drippy air-conditioner out from the closet and PUT THE DAMN THING IN MYSELF because HOLY FUCK IT'S RATHER WARM IN HERE.
2. It's probably bad form to call someone's home line at this hour, yes? I know my parents would glare me into next week if I got a call this late. It's just that he called at four this afternoon and I only just remembered to check my messages. Humph.
3. House out on DVD August 30. Hur-fucking-rah, dudes. Seriously. Now I can watch the episodes in their originally goddamned scheduled order. Also, plz for to re-watch the one with the lecture and bask once again in the glory of
this scene:
4. Just finished Making History. It was clever and enjoyable and, though it ended exactly the way I thought it would (maybe that's just because I am amazing at picking up on gay subtext and also the fact that, hello, it was written by Stephen Fry who is as homo as homo gets), was fairly inventive. Certainly it was spectacularly well-researched in an effortless, barely-noticable sort of way. Three cheers for (semi-) historical novels that don't ram you up the ass with winks and nods to how informed the author is.
5. JESUS FUCK I'M GODDAMN DRIPPING OVER HERE. *dies*