you can hear that music down the whole damn street
I spent this morning sitting and figeting in a New Jersey funeral home watching people I care about very much mourn someone I barely even knew.
I hate viewings.
My mom called my sister last night to tell her she had to babysit my brother's daughter during said viewing/funeral, and mentioned that he was going to be a pallbearer. My sister was like, "he's going to be a polar bear?" and mom was like *facepalm* PLZ TO LISTEN FOR CONTEXT. Then later last night my sister told this story to a coworker. "So my mom said my brother was a pallbearer, and I thought - " And the coworker's all "Wait wait wait, your brother is a koala bear?"
Funeral funnies, lol.
I've been drinking a lot of cough syrup today. Didn't some rap producer die of a syrup overdose? That's hilarious. I hope I don't die or anything, but damn. I love not coughing up buckets of little pieces of my lungs.
I hate viewings.
My mom called my sister last night to tell her she had to babysit my brother's daughter during said viewing/funeral, and mentioned that he was going to be a pallbearer. My sister was like, "he's going to be a polar bear?" and mom was like *facepalm* PLZ TO LISTEN FOR CONTEXT. Then later last night my sister told this story to a coworker. "So my mom said my brother was a pallbearer, and I thought - " And the coworker's all "Wait wait wait, your brother is a koala bear?"
Funeral funnies, lol.
I've been drinking a lot of cough syrup today. Didn't some rap producer die of a syrup overdose? That's hilarious. I hope I don't die or anything, but damn. I love not coughing up buckets of little pieces of my lungs.