Am currently searching on Google for appropriate boat-pin image. Took til halfway down the second page for Russell Crowe to pop up. I strongly dislike Russell Crowe. His face bothers me. Squinty Mc Squinterson.
According to Amazon.com, the collected works of Patrick O'Brian weigh 26.1 pounds. I can't wait to bring that up in conversation. "MY FAVORITE AUTHOR PRODUCED 26.1 POUNDS OF BOOK." You really can't beat that.