inspired by jizzmunci

[sife]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday aidian and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In July I turned dirty_frenchman in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In October I donated bone marrow to kacymastapiece in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In February I put gum in robotatomico's hair (-12 points). Last Thursday I set chemokitty's puppy on fire (-66 points).

Overall, I've been nice (236 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
sife