Strange fashion
Went shopping on Saturday. Merged onto the Spaulding Turnpike and went thru the tollbooth...woohoo!
So I went to Kohls, and I was looking for jeans. My clothing tastes have changed since I last went shopping...tight stretchy jeans kind of piss me off now. So I was planning on retiring ALL of my stretchy jeans to barn duty (i hate riding pants) and getting a bunch of new jeans.
Fashion today sucks. Here's a sampling of what I had to choose from:
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006U4YF6.01-A4N5LV4NU89Y2._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
http://image.redoute.com/images/REDOUTE/AH01/M/GB711B11M.JPG
http://www.powerhouse-mandf.com/images/6178mi-large.jpg
People PAY EXTRA for this shit to come to them already torn, paint splattered, worn, ripped, falling apart, creasing in the crotch...it sickens me. That's how lazy our culture has become. That is why obesity is becoming mainstream - because Mary Kate and Ashley saunter around in clothes that look like their abusive boyfriends threw them into a wood chipper because the girls have above a 5 BMI. Have you seen the shitty clothes these girls WEAR?? IDK why magazine editors prattle on about their great fashion sense.
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/09/14/c_13_gallery__360x550.jpg
Mary Kate (the corpse on the left) looks like she murdered a gypsy and stole her clothes. Unfortunately, the deceased vagabond is twice Ms. Stick Figure's size.
Ashley looks like an alien. Look at those freaking eyeballs, they're bugging out of her head! She looks like Elijah Wood. Lay off the eyeliner, Frog Girl.
And the hair??? No, CosmoGirl, it doesn't look "sexy, sleek, slightly mussed, wavy, bohemian, etc." It looks like Mary Kate has been floating around in a swamp. And that's seaweed or something. Hey, I love curly hair. I seriously LOVE IT. But that train wreck just looks like a greasy brunette squid died on Mary Kate's head.
Yeah, that was my rant for the evening. Over and out.
So I went to Kohls, and I was looking for jeans. My clothing tastes have changed since I last went shopping...tight stretchy jeans kind of piss me off now. So I was planning on retiring ALL of my stretchy jeans to barn duty (i hate riding pants) and getting a bunch of new jeans.
Fashion today sucks. Here's a sampling of what I had to choose from:
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006U4YF6.01-A4N5LV4NU89Y2._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
http://image.redoute.com/images/REDOUTE/AH01/M/GB711B11M.JPG
http://www.powerhouse-mandf.com/images/6178mi-large.jpg
People PAY EXTRA for this shit to come to them already torn, paint splattered, worn, ripped, falling apart, creasing in the crotch...it sickens me. That's how lazy our culture has become. That is why obesity is becoming mainstream - because Mary Kate and Ashley saunter around in clothes that look like their abusive boyfriends threw them into a wood chipper because the girls have above a 5 BMI. Have you seen the shitty clothes these girls WEAR?? IDK why magazine editors prattle on about their great fashion sense.
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/09/14/c_13_gallery__360x550.jpg
Mary Kate (the corpse on the left) looks like she murdered a gypsy and stole her clothes. Unfortunately, the deceased vagabond is twice Ms. Stick Figure's size.
Ashley looks like an alien. Look at those freaking eyeballs, they're bugging out of her head! She looks like Elijah Wood. Lay off the eyeliner, Frog Girl.
And the hair??? No, CosmoGirl, it doesn't look "sexy, sleek, slightly mussed, wavy, bohemian, etc." It looks like Mary Kate has been floating around in a swamp. And that's seaweed or something. Hey, I love curly hair. I seriously LOVE IT. But that train wreck just looks like a greasy brunette squid died on Mary Kate's head.
Yeah, that was my rant for the evening. Over and out.