Conversations a la National Park Service
Ranger 1: Do you like grapes?
Ranger 2: Yes, why?
Ranger 1: I'm allergic to grapes. Want mine?
Ranger 2: Nah, I'm not in a "grape" mood today.
Me: Not a grape-kinda day for ya?
Ranger 1: ...That was a great pun! "I'm not in a grape mood!"
Me: You mean it was a "grape" pun!
*10 minutes of grape-like puns ensue, and we're laughing so hard we can't breath, and finally we're out of puns. Or so we think...*
Ranger 1:...Orange you glad I didn't say grape?
Me: rofl
Ranger 1: This is such a fruity conversation
*another 5 minutes of fruit related puns*
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*following a radio-traffic conversation about some obese patrons*
Ranger 1: So I looked at the cart weight limits. It's like 950 lbs. No wonder they always break down and just die on us.
Ranger 2: Oh really? Yeah we put like 11 people on them PLUS their kids and cools and crap. And it doersn't help that we're always making fun of them. We probably hurt their feelings. That's why they just give up half way down the hill.
Me: Aww, we have emo carts! We hurt their feelings!
Ranger 1: OMG we should go out and paint black lines under the headlights like eyeliner!
Me: Oh!oh! And red stripes along the sides like it tried to cut its self!
Rangers 1&2: LMAO
Ranger 1: ohh that's dark XD
Maria last night:
For the love of god can we go shopping soon?
I *need* a corset in the way some women need a penis in them"