There's only one Return... and it's not of the King, it's OF THE JEDI
Ahh, Clerks II. So much of the fun, so much of the funny, so much of the jokes and scenes that I think scarred poor Mel's brain.
What? Spoilers? What's so funny? I AIN'T TELLIN' YOU, SON! GO SEE THE DAMN FILM!
I managed to nail down some promo shite, though... got me a purple-and-red plastic snake to promote the upcoming cinematic epic "Snakes on a Plane" (or if you prefer its alternate title, "Motherfuckin' Snakes on a Motherfuckin' Plane"), and demonstrated that I like Kevin Smith too much ("I'll give these posters to the three biggest Kevin Smith fans here!" "I saw him speak twice in Toronto and I have Dogma at home signed by him!") by getting a Clerks II one-sheet. Eee!
Okay, I'm gonna take my unbelievably sore throat to bed. Mmm... late-night gaming.
What? Spoilers? What's so funny? I AIN'T TELLIN' YOU, SON! GO SEE THE DAMN FILM!
I managed to nail down some promo shite, though... got me a purple-and-red plastic snake to promote the upcoming cinematic epic "Snakes on a Plane" (or if you prefer its alternate title, "Motherfuckin' Snakes on a Motherfuckin' Plane"), and demonstrated that I like Kevin Smith too much ("I'll give these posters to the three biggest Kevin Smith fans here!" "I saw him speak twice in Toronto and I have Dogma at home signed by him!") by getting a Clerks II one-sheet. Eee!
Okay, I'm gonna take my unbelievably sore throat to bed. Mmm... late-night gaming.