Fooling around

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I have to upload a translation I have made... but I can't do it right now... I forgot to bring it on my pendrive to work (silly me).
Anyway, I just found this meme thing while looking references to my cosplay >.<

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Soushi!

1. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Soushi.
2. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Soushi.
3. Soushi is 984 feet tall.
4. Soushi is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
5. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Soushi is near!
6. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Soushi!
7. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Soushi.
8. Medieval knights put the skin of Soushi on their sword handles to improve the grip.
9. Soushi will always turn right when leaving a cave.
10. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Soushi!

It has some interesting points... I mean, chocolate without Soushi isn't chocolate! (?) and the seagulls things... I will have that in mind.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kazuki!

1. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Kazuki.
2. Lightning strikes Kazuki over seven times every hour.
3. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Kazuki'.
4. Research indicates that Kazuki will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
5. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Kazuki and compline.
6. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Kazuki, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
7. Kazuki is the world's smallest mammal.
8. Devoid of his cells and proteins, Kazuki has the same chemical makeup as sea water!
9. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Kazuki.
10. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Kazuki.

LOL'd and OVER.