Fakeout Makeout Commentfic Fest!

[siegeofangels]

So, hey, it's not a three-day weekend but it should be, and people are sick and the weather is crappy and it is a perfect time for commentfic.

Fakeout makeout commentfic, that is--for all of those times that two characters have to kiss as a distraction, or a kind of disguise. "No, no, we're not in your Sacred Cove to consider stealing the

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[chaya]

John and Rodney have a long-standing and unspoken agreement that for political reasons, it is far better to keep John single... at the expense of dignity if need be.

That sometimes means, as John wryly puts it just to annoy the everliving hell out of Rodney, "kissy kissy".

The arrangement made sense - to use Teyla as a beard wouldn't be solid enough. The alien chick in question might simply decide to take Teyla out of the equation and take her place. And Ronon, well. For one thing, John wouldn't even be able to reach.

They've got it down to a science now, John and Rodney. Halfway into the harvest festival/moon ceremony/trade agreement/luncheon, when it is looking like the maiden/noblewoman/huntress is having a very hard taking 'no' for an answer, Rodney will disengage himself from whatever he was doing and make himself available. Usually in some wide open place where everyone could see, just in case there were any more irksome available women that wanted to fling themselves at the guy with the stupid hair

[pentapus]

Hahaha. I bet Ronon loves that reference.

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[chaya]

This was relevant context for the situation on MX7-897, but it was just about the furthest thing from Rodney's mind at the time.

"Hey, what-" was all he managed to say before an arm swooped around him, whipcord strong and just as quick, and his back hit the brick of the city wall. He had just enough time to realize that it was a familiar arm, and the looming form above him was actually Ronon. But where was the gunfire? Where were the angry mobs? Ronon grabbed him and shoved him around all the time offworld, but the cause of this was always some sort of imminent death, or at least imminent mortal injury.

Rodney was just about to ask about the location and variety of death/injury, but was interrupted by Ronon pinning him back and kissing him fiercely.

This was not usually part of the process. In fact, Rodney couldn't remember ever being kissed by Ronon. There had been some manly glad-you-aren't-dead hugs in the past, but there hadn't been any recent peril in the past, and what kind of peril would mean tongue?When Rodney didn't open

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[siegeofangels]

This is awesome. Why would you fake it, indeed, Ronon?

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[chaya]

Thanks for putting up the challenge. :3

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[bratfarrar]

So very them. I love the bit about John and Rodney synchronizing things by humming the Darth Vader theme.

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[chaya]

Hee! Thank you.

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[chaya]

Omg, your icon is perfect! ♥

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[chaya]

Thanks very much! I'm new to writing this fandom, so the feedback is much appreciated ♥

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[darkrosetiger]

Hee! I love EminentlyPractical!Ronon/Surprised!Rodney. Also, "what kind of peril would mean tongue?" pretty much made my morning, there.

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[mcalex22]

I'm stumbling on this late but I have to say, I just love your Ronon! And he's right - why bother faking!?!

LOL - this is so cute - thanks for sharing!

[ladyoflisquill]

The first time Ronon saw this, he laughed his ass off.

This had me laughing my ass off!