[fic] $178.23 (SGA)

[siegeofangels]

TITLE: $178.23
RATING: G
SUMMARY: (Stargate: Atlantis) Scenes from a supermarket.

14 Valentines: Rape and Sexual Assault

EDIT: Eee! shusu did fanart in the comments. I'm a Valued Customer! and very thrilled.

LATER EDIT: This has been remixed awesomely, in friendshipper's Earth on a Shoestring.

Comments

[etben]

Not the eggplants, God.

You win!

[siegeofangels]

Ronon+eggplant=love

Thank you!

[siegeofangels]

Also, now I think I need SGA=Food Network AU, where Ronon has a show called VEGETARIAN and doesn't really talk much but what he does say is, like, PEARLS OF WISDOM about crimini mushrooms, and it's shot very very closeup and food-porny.

And John smirks a lot and, I don't know, makes cakes and maybe cocktails, and Rodney maybe is an Iron Chef, because if anyone can make five courses out of trout or apples or peppers in less than an hour it's Rodney.

[etben]

yes! and Teyla's show is all about the philosophy (and maybe history?) of cooking, and it's all deep and thoughtful. Nobody understands it, of course, but they watch it all the same, because - because TEYLA.

Elizabeth does a show on fusion cooking, I think.

Oh, hell. Now I actually want this one.

[gardenprophet]

OMG *yes*. And Radek as Rodney's assistant, who bitches about having to obtain foodstuffs. I now have this mental image of Radek facing down the Russian black market food importers ala Kitchen Confidential

[siegeofangels]

And he's at the farmer's market! With the fishmonger who refuses to talk to Rodney anymore.

[siegeofangels]

YES. Teyla does one of those shows where she talks about what food means to us, and goes around watching other people cook, and tells us the history of mace, and never actually cooks anything herself.