i feel compelled to aprise you all on the situation
i realized that i never told you about seeing stephen hawking
so im in cambridge gnawing on a slice of dominos pizza
i know i know--and no its still bad
when i heard he was outside on the lawn for a sherry party
--yes thats what we do here have sherry on the lawn and sit at high table
(imagine harry potter dinnertime but the food not appearing magically but more by highly trained penguins who probably hate us and rub our chicken with british)
so i ran outside with a slice of said pizza and pretended to look at the garden
this is me pretending
but instead i looked right at him cause he was turned and tilted in my direction
(probably just a circumstantial tilting as he had no real choice in the matter)
i looked deep in his eyes and felt a powerful connection as i saw his hand shudder in mid air and his eyeballs roll slightly to the left
i guess you had to be there
but man if i only had the balls to ask him if i could sit on his lap
just kidding that would be wrong
right?
so im in cambridge gnawing on a slice of dominos pizza
i know i know--and no its still bad
when i heard he was outside on the lawn for a sherry party
--yes thats what we do here have sherry on the lawn and sit at high table
(imagine harry potter dinnertime but the food not appearing magically but more by highly trained penguins who probably hate us and rub our chicken with british)
so i ran outside with a slice of said pizza and pretended to look at the garden
this is me pretending
but instead i looked right at him cause he was turned and tilted in my direction
(probably just a circumstantial tilting as he had no real choice in the matter)
i looked deep in his eyes and felt a powerful connection as i saw his hand shudder in mid air and his eyeballs roll slightly to the left
i guess you had to be there
but man if i only had the balls to ask him if i could sit on his lap
just kidding that would be wrong
right?