dirty laundry
i've been staying at my grandma's house. she's been doing my laundry. i've noticed items missing but didn't say anything assuming they were drying somewhere. today my grandma asks me why i have so little laundry, especially underwear. i look at her not understanding. then she starts sorting my grandpa's stuff and i realize she has been putting my boxers on his shelf assuming they were his. so we clear that up but not five minutes later she comes back with her finger through the crotch and says "but these are boys pants!"