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Loki: Who here has brothers and sisters
Kids: *raise hands*
Loki: Which of you have brothers?
Kid: I do Loki:
Now did he ever put in prison after intercepting your plans for global domination and ruling the humans as their king?
Kid: No.. i just need to go to the bathroom
Loki: ... Oh for heavens sake are any of you adopted?

Loki: Who's a better super hero Thor or Loki?
Kids: THOR!!
Loki: why would you say that?
Kid: Because he can make thunder and lightening and he has a big hammer and sometimes he hits the hammer on the ground and makes all the bad guys fall down just because he's so strong and he can knock them over with just his hammer
Loki (after pushing her): See who needs a hammer i pushed you over with my bare hands?

Loki: Who's the most powerful superhero?
Kid: Iron man!
Loki: Wrong!
Kid: Grilled cheese man
Loki: he's not even a superhero
Kid: Banana head fart man!
Loki: I'm pretty sure you just made that up
Kid: The Mighty Thor!
Loki: I'm pretty sure i prefer Banana head fart man