beware the frying pan
A young man named Peter invited his mother to dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Peters' flat mate was. she had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder wether there was more between Peter and his flat mate than met the eye. Reading his mums thoughts, Peter volunteered " I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Simon and I are just flat mates." About a week later, Simon came to Peter saying "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to make sure."Said Peter. So, he sat down
and wrote: Dear Mother, I'm not saying you "did" take the frying pan from my house and I'm not saying you "did not" take the frying pan but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you came to our house for dinner. Love Peter. Several days later Peter received an email from his mother which read: Dear Son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Simon and I am not saying you "do not" sleep with Simon, but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the frying pan by now. Love Mum
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and wrote: Dear Mother, I'm not saying you "did" take the frying pan from my house and I'm not saying you "did not" take the frying pan but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you came to our house for dinner. Love Peter. Several days later Peter received an email from his mother which read: Dear Son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Simon and I am not saying you "do not" sleep with Simon, but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the frying pan by now. Love Mum
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