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I can't stop enjecting myself with liquid lard! LARD! Holy shit dude my cats have bin bringing dead rats in for me to eat and thinking they're being my buds. But I just whitnessed some shit...SOME SHIT YO! This dead rat had this huge black magget crawl out of it! So I was all like Mr. spock give me a fuckn readin. So I looks her up in my antamology book. And It's a Rodent Bot Fly Magget! This is fuck wrong dude! These big ass flys twice the size of a bumble bee bite shit and when they bite it they lay an egg in it's skin then the egg hatches and the magget burrows through the hosts flesh. So my cats are bringing in these rats with fuckin flesh eatin maggets in um that leave when the host dies and go lookin for the nearest warm blooded mammal!
ME!
So In other news. I took my ex girl friend to the porn shop cause she's never been there and she couldn't handle it she was all paranoid and emberassed. I was like woo rubber dicks and the fist! And she was all if you do that again i'm leaving. Well yes kids I started hangin with my ex again mostly cause she's goin through rough times. But dudes she's been being a seriouse pill.
My life as a cloud. Yeah that's right G.I. I continue to fight against the masses as I always will but when will I find the right girl to watch my back? Who knows...
I'm creating another haunted house this year! My insane ability to strike fear into fat americans continues to grow! That's why I get paid 0 dollars!
Well I really dug Karen but she's such a social busy bad ass in your face foo I never talk to her anymore. Oh Well back to my pictures and other things.
I need to go paint.
Dude my ass is gunna be the last man on Earth. Walkin around trying to find some human contact. And then eventualy getting eatin by a huge mutant beast! That's gunna be cool...
Fuck all you kids you can't touch this...
@.x
ME!
So In other news. I took my ex girl friend to the porn shop cause she's never been there and she couldn't handle it she was all paranoid and emberassed. I was like woo rubber dicks and the fist! And she was all if you do that again i'm leaving. Well yes kids I started hangin with my ex again mostly cause she's goin through rough times. But dudes she's been being a seriouse pill.
My life as a cloud. Yeah that's right G.I. I continue to fight against the masses as I always will but when will I find the right girl to watch my back? Who knows...
I'm creating another haunted house this year! My insane ability to strike fear into fat americans continues to grow! That's why I get paid 0 dollars!
Well I really dug Karen but she's such a social busy bad ass in your face foo I never talk to her anymore. Oh Well back to my pictures and other things.
I need to go paint.
Dude my ass is gunna be the last man on Earth. Walkin around trying to find some human contact. And then eventualy getting eatin by a huge mutant beast! That's gunna be cool...
Fuck all you kids you can't touch this...
@.x