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Brainstorm

May 19, 2009 19:46

[ Enter America, stage somewhere-or-other. He is, of course, deeply distracted, mumbling very important things to himself, and doesn't seem to realize where he is. ]

... could do it that way, but then I'd have to explain where they got the bazooka... but if the aliens get shot down over Washington... be tough to film that on location though... ( Read more... )

america/alfred f. jones (hetalia)

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letunityblossom May 20 2009, 01:52:36 UTC

A-America! [...Pause as Liet parses what America's mumbling.] ...What?

oldglory May 20 2009, 01:54:53 UTC

Lithuania! [ Okay officially no idea what's going on now ] What?

letunityblossom May 20 2009, 01:58:31 UTC

Bazooka? Aliens? ...What?

1/2 oldglory May 20 2009, 02:11:08 UTC

Huh- oh! That! I was just working out stuff for a movie. It's about these two guys - well, one's a girl - and they get abducted by aliens, and that's how they find out their plans, so -

2/2 oldglory May 20 2009, 02:11:47 UTC

[ Oh wait, more important things to worry about! ] Hang on, uhh, do you know what's going on? 'Cause you were not here a second ago.

letunityblossom May 20 2009, 02:13:30 UTC

Oh, a movie. [...Oh yeah.] Oh, right, this is the Collective... Imagination? I just got here, too. It's--um. Not real? [He says, obviously unsure of himself.]

oldglory May 20 2009, 02:24:13 UTC

... Well if it's not real, how am I standing here talking to you?

letunityblossom May 20 2009, 02:27:28 UTC

Well it's--[Oh, what did he say...] It's like a daydream? These four--people--brought us here.

oldglory May 20 2009, 02:34:59 UTC

[ Well that makes no sense, he daydreams all the time and this never happened before. ] What four people?

letunityblossom May 20 2009, 02:36:57 UTC

W-well one was a unicorn. [OhgodIsoundinsane.]

oldglory May 20 2009, 02:39:16 UTC

... A unicorn. [ YES YOU DO. ] Have you been hanging out with England?

letunityblossom May 20 2009, 02:41:44 UTC

N-no, it really was! Well--it had wings and paws and it was purple but-- [DISTRESSED FACE]

oldglory May 20 2009, 02:47:23 UTC

[ sigh ] Look, Lithuania, there's no such thing as unicorns, okay? Calm down.

letunityblossom May 20 2009, 02:52:41 UTC

I-I know, but I know what I saw!

oldglory May 20 2009, 03:17:24 UTC

[ Poor guy, he's hallucinating or something. Well, America to the rescue! ]

Here. Take a break, have a burger, see how you feel. [ Pulls out a piping hot Big Mac™! but from where...? ]

letunityblossom May 20 2009, 03:21:48 UTC

Wh-where'd you get that from?

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