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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In May I put money in Triggur's expired parking meter (14 points). In January on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, crewduck (-5000 points). Last Monday I punched Triggur in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5736 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
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