Side affect of weight loss
My underpants fell off today at WalMart. I'll give you a minute to soak in the full meaning of that sentence.
The ones I was wearing were silky and evidently too big. That's a tricky combination. They were fine while I was getting groceries, but as I passed the shoe section on my way to buy Leah some more watercolor paints they slid down over my ass. I was really close to the restroom so I thought I would go in and just take them off. Fate had other ideas. As I was right next to the craft/fabric section, I realized that they were heading south and I was wearing a skirt that came to my knees. I raced around the corner (pushing a huge cart full of kids and crap) and just got to the back of the fabric aisle when they slid down around my ankles. Thank the Lord that no one was around that aisle and I was able to discreetly step out of them and tuck them in my diaper bag. No more silky drawers for me. Back to cotton grannies.
The ones I was wearing were silky and evidently too big. That's a tricky combination. They were fine while I was getting groceries, but as I passed the shoe section on my way to buy Leah some more watercolor paints they slid down over my ass. I was really close to the restroom so I thought I would go in and just take them off. Fate had other ideas. As I was right next to the craft/fabric section, I realized that they were heading south and I was wearing a skirt that came to my knees. I raced around the corner (pushing a huge cart full of kids and crap) and just got to the back of the fabric aisle when they slid down around my ankles. Thank the Lord that no one was around that aisle and I was able to discreetly step out of them and tuck them in my diaper bag. No more silky drawers for me. Back to cotton grannies.