my weekend was largely uneventful. I sat on a couch a lot and ate six waffles this morning (I spent the afternoon feeling ill; I suppose that's what happens when all you eat is waffles and chocolate, and little confectionary peanut butter things, and caramel-filled chocolate eggs, a cadbury egg, more chocolate, and coffee). I watched a lot of questionable TV, including four episodes of dark angel (I KNOW) as well as four episodes of robin hood. (NOT the version where the soundtrack consists mostly of someone saying "robin hood" over and over again; that shit was off the hook in the dullest bad way imaginable, mes amis!) I also watched chocolat because it's an excellent and appropriate movie for the easter time of the year.
while I was away my bathroom was dismantled (and reassembled improperly), two friends went to chicago OR the twilight zone. other friends went on a large tour of the north campus. this of course resulted in the continuation of the small crime wave my delicate butterfly soul may have slightly effected. actually I realized this afternoon that when I convinced mike to take a "the fray" poster and we made a successful escape is probably where it all began; this escalating depravity - today safety goggles, tomorrow your CHILDREN - is blood on my hands. (perhaps one day my other suggestions will be taken seriously and benches, ceiling fans, and road signs will begin to disappear suspiciously. I apologize in advance)
ALSO amazon completely botched natalia's order and so for my easter delight I did NOT receive a set of plastic cutlery with pictures of heath ledger and robert downey jr on the handles but instead the first season DVD of gossip girl and a garfield - garfield book. I am really tough you guys so I haven't let it get to me too much, but I was REALLY counting on this cutlery. (oh my god I just realized my coping mechanism was to encourage zenobie to steal the NCRB's "easter weekend hours" poster because it has these really cute bunnies on the bottom. I am like the patron saint of kleptomania)
what the fuck you guys