Humor time...
A DICTIONARY OF SOUTHERN MEDICAL TERMS:
Benign...... ........What you be, after you be eight.
Artery...... ........The study of paintings.
Bacteria.... ........Back door to cafeteria.
Barium...... .......What surgeons do when patients die.
Cesarean Section...A neighborhood in Rome.
Cauterize... ......Made eye contact with her.
Enema....... ......Not a friendly mother
Fester...... ......Quicker than someone else
Genital..... ......Not rough
G.I. Series...... ..World Series of military baseball.
Impotent.... ......Distinguis hed, wellknown.
Labor Pain........ Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff....Doctor' s cane.
Morbid...... ......An auction offer.
Nitrates.... ..... Cheaper than day rates
Pap Smear....... ..A fatherhood test.
Rectum...... ......Darn near killed in the
Secretion... ......Hiding something.
Seizure..... ......Roman emperor.
Tablet...... ......A small table.
Terminal Illness...Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor....... ......One plus one more.
Urine....... ......Opposite of you're out.
Varicose.... ...... Near by/close by.