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sometimes i really think i am an old man trapped in the body of a 21 year old. i'm always tired, i'm always cold, i hate driving at night, most of the time i'd rather stay home than go out, i think kids are ridiculous, and as soon as i get home i put on my pajamas. oh life!
but i guess i'm really not an old man because i don't go to bed at 5pm after watching judge judy, i don't need to wear diapers, and my penis still works just fine.