fucking hilarious
Neo-Nazi Discharged By Army For Being Homosexual
Overtly racist Vincent McNeal was removed from his unit in Fort Benning, Georgia and discharged by the Army this week when it was discovered he is covertly homosexual.
McNeal, who sports several swastika and other Nazi themed tattoos on his arms, neck, chest, back, legs and head, was preparing to deploy to Iraq next month when he revealed his sexual orientation to a fellow soldier, who promptly disclosed his discovery to a superior officer.
"He (McNeal) and this other guy in our platoon we're sharing prison stories when he said that he had 'sucked his share of Aryan cock' while locked up, but that he'd, 'rather die than so much as kiss a nigger', so we were like, 'woah, this dude's a total fag', and told our Staff Sergeant," spoke a witness to the elicit conversation under condition of anonymity, "It was a matter of trust and safety."
Though the Pentagon declined to issue any comment on the case, McNeal's dismissal appears to be in step with prevailing Army policy, which, despite relaxing restrictions against recruits with serious criminal records, retains no tolerance for gays.
"I believe that homosexual acts between individuals are immoral, so from that standpoint, saying that gays should serve openly in the military to me says that we, by policy, would be condoning what I believe is immoral activity," proclaimed chairman of the Joints Chiefs of Staff and paragon of virtue and morality General Peter Pace two weeks ago.
McNeal, who never attended college due to a marijuana possession conviction that disqualified him from federal education grants and has since been convicted of vehicular manslaughter and aggravated assault for slapping and biting a Chinese woman in a hair salon prior to his dishonorable discharge from the Army for being gay, is nonetheless optimistic about his future.
"I'll come out on top honey, don't you worry," says the effeminate yet vaguely menacing racist homosexual, "After all, I'm a white man, which is the most fabulous race there is. I'll probably get started working in my friend's fabric store, but my dream is to own a nice little Nazi antique shop."
Overtly racist Vincent McNeal was removed from his unit in Fort Benning, Georgia and discharged by the Army this week when it was discovered he is covertly homosexual.
McNeal, who sports several swastika and other Nazi themed tattoos on his arms, neck, chest, back, legs and head, was preparing to deploy to Iraq next month when he revealed his sexual orientation to a fellow soldier, who promptly disclosed his discovery to a superior officer.
"He (McNeal) and this other guy in our platoon we're sharing prison stories when he said that he had 'sucked his share of Aryan cock' while locked up, but that he'd, 'rather die than so much as kiss a nigger', so we were like, 'woah, this dude's a total fag', and told our Staff Sergeant," spoke a witness to the elicit conversation under condition of anonymity, "It was a matter of trust and safety."
Though the Pentagon declined to issue any comment on the case, McNeal's dismissal appears to be in step with prevailing Army policy, which, despite relaxing restrictions against recruits with serious criminal records, retains no tolerance for gays.
"I believe that homosexual acts between individuals are immoral, so from that standpoint, saying that gays should serve openly in the military to me says that we, by policy, would be condoning what I believe is immoral activity," proclaimed chairman of the Joints Chiefs of Staff and paragon of virtue and morality General Peter Pace two weeks ago.
McNeal, who never attended college due to a marijuana possession conviction that disqualified him from federal education grants and has since been convicted of vehicular manslaughter and aggravated assault for slapping and biting a Chinese woman in a hair salon prior to his dishonorable discharge from the Army for being gay, is nonetheless optimistic about his future.
"I'll come out on top honey, don't you worry," says the effeminate yet vaguely menacing racist homosexual, "After all, I'm a white man, which is the most fabulous race there is. I'll probably get started working in my friend's fabric store, but my dream is to own a nice little Nazi antique shop."