aaaagh! they are attached to my corneas!!!
* Name: uncle hennery.
* Nicknames: scary uncle hennery.
* Sex: i was in the war, bananas hard to get.
* Birthdate: 2/9/1894.
* How Old are you? 11.
* Where do you Live: i used to be married.
* Do you have a Job: i was a soldier, mister.
* Any Piercings/TattooS: a tattoo of my late wife, scissors.
* Do you wear Glasses: i didn't touch it!
* Ever been involved with the Police: only when i stabbed that one copper for mentioning his truncheon in a bawdy fashion.
* Who's Your Role Model: pills.
* Best thing you did last summer: i killed my late wife, scissors, for being insolent.
* Do you have any Pets? i have scissors' head in a jar.
* How many Languages do you Speak: none
* Have you ever done any Drugs: i was in the war.
* Are you a Ditz: i used to be a poot.
> ~FAVORITES~
* Model: that nice looking girl from the good life.
* TV theme Song: ground force.
* Class: when i were at school, we had chalk and wrote on slates, that was before the war, when slate became like gold is today.
* Teacher: teacherteacherteacherteacherteacher.
* Candy: shandy.
* Disney Movie: basil the great moose detective.
* Thing in Your Room: i never had a mother.
* Food: i always liked wallpaper, can't get it nowadays, have to make do with marmalade.
* Restaurant: i don't trust them frenchies.
* CD's: dizzy gillespie.
* Song: mince.
* Animal: the common rhino.
* Thing to do on Weekend: contemplate the aesthetic difference between the exterior of a mock tudor house, and the interior of a leg.
* Number: i used to count when i was young, we had to make our own entertainment.
* Characteristic about Yourself: my mouth
* Sport: i did love scissors, but she insisted on being insolent.
* Hangout: i never touched it!
* Favorite kind of sandwich: bran and flesh
*Sesame Street Character: jack duckworth
* Song Lyric: "i looked up at the moon and the stars, the moon and the stars made me angry, i knocked the moon and the stars from the very sky, the moon and the stars were gone, the village's people did say, 'where has the moon and the stars did go?' i just laugh cos they don't know."
* God: i had a dog called penis
* Aliens: the jam was bitter, i kept quiet, later that night, while she slept, i went back to that there house and choked her with her own bitter, bitter jam.
* Heaven/Hell: probably.
* Love at First Sight: with eyes?
* Do you Have a Religion: magic.
>
~FUTURE~
* If you could have any Occupation: is that a question?
* What's Your Dream CAR: yes.
* If you could Live Anywhere: that's nice dear.
* Dream House: dream topping
* What Age do you want to get Married: i had a wife, a lovely wife...oooooooooh scissors, why you have to die???
* How many Kids do you Want: i ate them.
* Boys Names: tap
* Girls Names: stapler
> ~HAVE YOU EVER......~
* Given Money to a Bum: never had time for bums, i gave money to my trousers once.
* Named Your fish: i had a fish named fuckin' bastard fat fish
* Gotten in a Car Accident: 11
*Sat through an Entire Dawson's Creek Episode: hello?
* First thing you notice about the Opposite Sex: scissors had a big set of funbags
> ~Things to Make you Think~
* If you were stranded on a desert island and could bring 3 things: scissors' head, a sand to food formula, a bottle of tizer.
* Your Opinion on the banning of guns: guns are different from nuns.
*on Abortion: i ate them. * Where were you when you found out OJ Simpson was innocent?:OJ stimson?
> ~FOR GIRLS~
> * Do you prefer Guys With or Without Hats: hats >
* Facial Hair: beards
> * Do you prefer guys with Boxers or Briefs: toes
> * How often do you REALLY shave your legs: floppy
> > > ~FOR GUYS~
> > >
* Do you Prefer Girls With or Without Makeup:no faces
* Do you prefer girls with Long Hair or Short Hair: no hair
* Why do you wear your Pants so Low: so i can hang me cock out
Describe the perfect girl: long, wide and full of spunk
> ~NIGHTIE NIGHT~
* What do you Wear To Bed: i was in a war
* What's Your Bed Time: i don't sleep for fear of attack
* Do you Wish on Stars: the moon and stars are gone now......all gone...
* Is there a TV in your Room:a transvestite?
* what's the first thing you do before going to bed? sacrifice a FLY to allah
* Person who knows the most about You: the spy in my lamp>>> >
* Who do you talk to on the Phone the Most: the operator
* Parents Married/Divorced: dead
* Any Siblings: i ate them
* Farthest You've been away from home: the war
> * How many Schools have you been to: 33
> * Are you Passive or Aggressive?: capricorn
* Vanilla or Chocolate: ice cream or bread?
* Craziest/ Funniest Dream: i had all the money in the world and it couldn't buy me happiness.>>> >
* Would you rather be Hot or Cold? i need my pad changed.
> * What is your Fave Halloween Costume of all Time: i put the skin from scissors' rotting head on my face and eat people
* Do you have a Pager/Cell Phone: i fought for people like you
* Do you Play any Musical instruments: the phone book
*Who isn't going to send this back to u: scissors...
* Nicknames: scary uncle hennery.
* Sex: i was in the war, bananas hard to get.
* Birthdate: 2/9/1894.
* How Old are you? 11.
* Where do you Live: i used to be married.
* Do you have a Job: i was a soldier, mister.
* Any Piercings/TattooS: a tattoo of my late wife, scissors.
* Do you wear Glasses: i didn't touch it!
* Ever been involved with the Police: only when i stabbed that one copper for mentioning his truncheon in a bawdy fashion.
* Who's Your Role Model: pills.
* Best thing you did last summer: i killed my late wife, scissors, for being insolent.
* Do you have any Pets? i have scissors' head in a jar.
* How many Languages do you Speak: none
* Have you ever done any Drugs: i was in the war.
* Are you a Ditz: i used to be a poot.
> ~FAVORITES~
* Model: that nice looking girl from the good life.
* TV theme Song: ground force.
* Class: when i were at school, we had chalk and wrote on slates, that was before the war, when slate became like gold is today.
* Teacher: teacherteacherteacherteacherteacher.
* Candy: shandy.
* Disney Movie: basil the great moose detective.
* Thing in Your Room: i never had a mother.
* Food: i always liked wallpaper, can't get it nowadays, have to make do with marmalade.
* Restaurant: i don't trust them frenchies.
* CD's: dizzy gillespie.
* Song: mince.
* Animal: the common rhino.
* Thing to do on Weekend: contemplate the aesthetic difference between the exterior of a mock tudor house, and the interior of a leg.
* Number: i used to count when i was young, we had to make our own entertainment.
* Characteristic about Yourself: my mouth
* Sport: i did love scissors, but she insisted on being insolent.
* Hangout: i never touched it!
* Favorite kind of sandwich: bran and flesh
*Sesame Street Character: jack duckworth
* Song Lyric: "i looked up at the moon and the stars, the moon and the stars made me angry, i knocked the moon and the stars from the very sky, the moon and the stars were gone, the village's people did say, 'where has the moon and the stars did go?' i just laugh cos they don't know."
* God: i had a dog called penis
* Aliens: the jam was bitter, i kept quiet, later that night, while she slept, i went back to that there house and choked her with her own bitter, bitter jam.
* Heaven/Hell: probably.
* Love at First Sight: with eyes?
* Do you Have a Religion: magic.
>
~FUTURE~
* If you could have any Occupation: is that a question?
* What's Your Dream CAR: yes.
* If you could Live Anywhere: that's nice dear.
* Dream House: dream topping
* What Age do you want to get Married: i had a wife, a lovely wife...oooooooooh scissors, why you have to die???
* How many Kids do you Want: i ate them.
* Boys Names: tap
* Girls Names: stapler
> ~HAVE YOU EVER......~
* Given Money to a Bum: never had time for bums, i gave money to my trousers once.
* Named Your fish: i had a fish named fuckin' bastard fat fish
* Gotten in a Car Accident: 11
*Sat through an Entire Dawson's Creek Episode: hello?
* First thing you notice about the Opposite Sex: scissors had a big set of funbags
> ~Things to Make you Think~
* If you were stranded on a desert island and could bring 3 things: scissors' head, a sand to food formula, a bottle of tizer.
* Your Opinion on the banning of guns: guns are different from nuns.
*on Abortion: i ate them. * Where were you when you found out OJ Simpson was innocent?:OJ stimson?
> ~FOR GIRLS~
> * Do you prefer Guys With or Without Hats: hats >
* Facial Hair: beards
> * Do you prefer guys with Boxers or Briefs: toes
> * How often do you REALLY shave your legs: floppy
> > > ~FOR GUYS~
> > >
* Do you Prefer Girls With or Without Makeup:no faces
* Do you prefer girls with Long Hair or Short Hair: no hair
* Why do you wear your Pants so Low: so i can hang me cock out
Describe the perfect girl: long, wide and full of spunk
> ~NIGHTIE NIGHT~
* What do you Wear To Bed: i was in a war
* What's Your Bed Time: i don't sleep for fear of attack
* Do you Wish on Stars: the moon and stars are gone now......all gone...
* Is there a TV in your Room:a transvestite?
* what's the first thing you do before going to bed? sacrifice a FLY to allah
* Person who knows the most about You: the spy in my lamp>>> >
* Who do you talk to on the Phone the Most: the operator
* Parents Married/Divorced: dead
* Any Siblings: i ate them
* Farthest You've been away from home: the war
> * How many Schools have you been to: 33
> * Are you Passive or Aggressive?: capricorn
* Vanilla or Chocolate: ice cream or bread?
* Craziest/ Funniest Dream: i had all the money in the world and it couldn't buy me happiness.>>> >
* Would you rather be Hot or Cold? i need my pad changed.
> * What is your Fave Halloween Costume of all Time: i put the skin from scissors' rotting head on my face and eat people
* Do you have a Pager/Cell Phone: i fought for people like you
* Do you Play any Musical instruments: the phone book
*Who isn't going to send this back to u: scissors...