my life is a situational comedy
-walked into work the other day only to find out were closed. for good.
+i got a shit ton of "perishable goods."
-an asian woman told me that the dry cleaning job involved sewing which is more of a womans position.
+i replied "i am most likely qualified, possibly more so than most."
-a man rode his bike up quick to mine, asking: do you need food? are you homeless?.....?!
+i had cosi in hand.
-i dropped my toothbrush in the toilet.
+i had a back-up.
-i dropped my cell phone in my cocktail.
+i was nearly finished.
-my wireless is dizzitydowndown.
+god bless the long, forgotten cable modem.
breath in and catch a whiff of that crisp fall air.
dont forget your scarves.
+i got a shit ton of "perishable goods."
-an asian woman told me that the dry cleaning job involved sewing which is more of a womans position.
+i replied "i am most likely qualified, possibly more so than most."
-a man rode his bike up quick to mine, asking: do you need food? are you homeless?.....?!
+i had cosi in hand.
-i dropped my toothbrush in the toilet.
+i had a back-up.
-i dropped my cell phone in my cocktail.
+i was nearly finished.
-my wireless is dizzitydowndown.
+god bless the long, forgotten cable modem.
breath in and catch a whiff of that crisp fall air.
dont forget your scarves.