-The X-Files, "Chinga"
"Mulder: You didn't rent a convertible, did you?
Scully: Why?
Mulder: Are you aware of the statistics of decapitation?"
You know....It's not a competition. My Dad got all upset at me...heaven knows why, and he says, "You know, I'm out of blood pressure medication! I could have a stroke!" Fine Dad. You win. Your life sucks more. Thank you. That doesn't actually comfort me or make my pain any less, but good job. You win. Jeez. Maybe he was mad that I pointed out that I'm bringing my cane because I hurt a lot without the Flexeril...Who knows? You want to know why I have it? I told you... Can I kick him in the shins? Maybe he'll wake up?
At least my Fortune Cookie didn't call me fat....
Scully: Why?
Mulder: Are you aware of the statistics of decapitation?"
You know....It's not a competition. My Dad got all upset at me...heaven knows why, and he says, "You know, I'm out of blood pressure medication! I could have a stroke!" Fine Dad. You win. Your life sucks more. Thank you. That doesn't actually comfort me or make my pain any less, but good job. You win. Jeez. Maybe he was mad that I pointed out that I'm bringing my cane because I hurt a lot without the Flexeril...Who knows? You want to know why I have it? I told you... Can I kick him in the shins? Maybe he'll wake up?
At least my Fortune Cookie didn't call me fat....