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[sicklarry]

So, I guess it's been a while since i last updated. I'm sure you all were wondering about the exciting adventurious journies I'v been taking with all of my spare time. Um... I have to be honest with you guys, I rarely remember what goes on in my life, so here's a game: For those who know me on a more day to day basis, remind me of something I did

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[sicklarry]

Ahh... that's when the super rich decided to flood the world. Bad day for the world, let me tell you. I had just gotten out of church, back when I still lived in denver, and as I was walking to the small house on the same property I heard a slight rumbleing. At the time I thought it was nothing bad. In fact, I raced into the church to tell everyone the Earth was shaking apart in my normal joking fashion. Chuckeling to myself, I wandered back outside only to find a GIANT WAVE of water hurteling twords me! Having almost no time to react, I quickly ran to the store and bought a life jacket for everyone. I then sprinted back to the church and helped secure them onto the children and elderly. THE WAVE WAS ALMOST APON US!! So, I filled a few hundred bags with sand and made a wall to help deflect the crushing water. WE WERE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!! With mere millesecends left, I informed the presedent via email of the news. He said there was nothing he could do, his hands were aparently tied planting nuclear where there wern't before. IT WAS UP TO ME TO SAVE THE DAY... but it was to late, the wave finally hit us and every body died. Oh yea... before I died, a yacht ran into me. You know, because the rich people flooded the earth to go yachting.