Semi serious semantics and schemes of a sordid sycophant

[sickiddsae]

did any of that title make sense? no, not really...
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no one is turning in articles, and i'm really dissapointed. when we started, there were like twenty "for sure" writers, and now all of them have become too busy in the past two months to write anything. except for two people. thats how many articles were turned in: two. so what do i do? damnitdamnidamnit