me and dan have the funniest conversations.
dan x hearts: lol i had the weirdest dream 2 nights ago
dan x hearts: you and brian were in it but didnt have major roles
dan x hearts: we were just on the beach with a bunch of other random people
dan x hearts: and it got dark real quick
dan x hearts: and we were lookin at the water and this whale jumps out
SEARCHbass508: was he like
dan x hearts: and does the thing that whales do
SEARCHbass508: "HOLA!"
dan x hearts: nah he was just like HSFLSDFDSFJSPLASH
SEARCHbass508: hahahaha oh ok
dan x hearts: so then where it splashed all these birds landed
dan x hearts: and were flying around
dan x hearts: and then i realized the birds were penguins
dan x hearts: and this one random baby penguin came walking up to me
dan x hearts: but it could talk and it had ears and like a nose and shit
dan x hearts: and i took care of it and gave it food and shit
dan x hearts: and then we went back to the beach and this whale was on the beach and the penguin was like HES WAITING FOR ME!
dan x hearts: and i was like okay and i gave the penguin to the whale
dan x hearts: and i was really sad
SEARCHbass508: dude, youre a homo
dan x hearts: i know
dan x hearts: hahahahaha
SEARCHbass508: hahahahahaah
dan x hearts: except that one dream where the girl was giving me head
dan x hearts: and the homeless dude asked for syrup
SEARCHbass508: hahahahahaha yeah, that was pretty fucked
dan x hearts: yeah, and NOT homo
SEARCHbass508: hahahahahaha
dan x hearts: i have the weirdest fuckin dreams
dan x hearts: do you ever have dreams like that
SEARCHbass508: all my dreams are differnet, and weird
SEARCHbass508: like last night
SEARCHbass508: well this wasnt a dream
dan x hearts: hahahahahaa
SEARCHbass508: but last night we got pulled over on the way to the show
SEARCHbass508: and mike got a $210 ticket for speeding
dan x hearts: that sucks lol
SEARCHbass508: so you know how i have an old inspection sticker?
dan x hearts: yeah
SEARCHbass508: i had a dream that i was sitting in my house
SEARCHbass508: and my mom was passed out on the couch in the living room for some reason at 3 in the morning
SEARCHbass508: and i was just chillin in the den, using the computer
SEARCHbass508: and all of a sudden the phone rings once
SEARCHbass508: and i look at the caller id and its the police
SEARCHbass508: and i pick up and no ones on the phone
dan x hearts: lol did it say POLICE on the caller id
SEARCHbass508: and im like "...what the fuck"
SEARCHbass508: next thing i know this police cruiser pulls up to my house with lights on
SEARCHbass508: and i open the door and im just like "uhh, what the fuck"
SEARCHbass508: and he comes up to me and is real pissed and is like
SEARCHbass508: "LISTEN! WE JUST GOT A CALL THAT YOUR CAR HAS AN OLD INSPECTION STICKER!"
dan x hearts: hahahahahahaha
SEARCHbass508: and i was like "well, yeah, it does"
SEARCHbass508: and he ripped off the inspection sticker, jumped in his car, and left
SEARCHbass508: and i was just like "ummm, alright"
SEARCHbass508: and then for some reason i was driving to boston
SEARCHbass508: and like, i was on that bridge they just built near the fleetcenter, or td bank north whatever the fuck it is
SEARCHbass508: and i look behind me
dan x hearts: ye
SEARCHbass508: and the cop is behind me
SEARCHbass508: and then he passes me and gives me the finger
SEARCHbass508: and the dream was over
dan x hearts: hahahahahahahahahhahaha
dan x hearts: hahahahahahahahhaa
dan x hearts: dude im laughing so hard right now
dan x hearts: jusr imagining that
dan x hearts: hahahahahahahhhaa
SEARCHbass508: it was fuckin crazy
dan x hearts: hahahahha
dan x hearts: alright dude ill talk to you tomorrow probably
SEARCHbass508: word word
SEARCHbass508: peace dude
dan x hearts: latahhh
dan x hearts: you and brian were in it but didnt have major roles
dan x hearts: we were just on the beach with a bunch of other random people
dan x hearts: and it got dark real quick
dan x hearts: and we were lookin at the water and this whale jumps out
SEARCHbass508: was he like
dan x hearts: and does the thing that whales do
SEARCHbass508: "HOLA!"
dan x hearts: nah he was just like HSFLSDFDSFJSPLASH
SEARCHbass508: hahahaha oh ok
dan x hearts: so then where it splashed all these birds landed
dan x hearts: and were flying around
dan x hearts: and then i realized the birds were penguins
dan x hearts: and this one random baby penguin came walking up to me
dan x hearts: but it could talk and it had ears and like a nose and shit
dan x hearts: and i took care of it and gave it food and shit
dan x hearts: and then we went back to the beach and this whale was on the beach and the penguin was like HES WAITING FOR ME!
dan x hearts: and i was like okay and i gave the penguin to the whale
dan x hearts: and i was really sad
SEARCHbass508: dude, youre a homo
dan x hearts: i know
dan x hearts: hahahahaha
SEARCHbass508: hahahahahaah
dan x hearts: except that one dream where the girl was giving me head
dan x hearts: and the homeless dude asked for syrup
SEARCHbass508: hahahahahaha yeah, that was pretty fucked
dan x hearts: yeah, and NOT homo
SEARCHbass508: hahahahahaha
dan x hearts: i have the weirdest fuckin dreams
dan x hearts: do you ever have dreams like that
SEARCHbass508: all my dreams are differnet, and weird
SEARCHbass508: like last night
SEARCHbass508: well this wasnt a dream
dan x hearts: hahahahahaa
SEARCHbass508: but last night we got pulled over on the way to the show
SEARCHbass508: and mike got a $210 ticket for speeding
dan x hearts: that sucks lol
SEARCHbass508: so you know how i have an old inspection sticker?
dan x hearts: yeah
SEARCHbass508: i had a dream that i was sitting in my house
SEARCHbass508: and my mom was passed out on the couch in the living room for some reason at 3 in the morning
SEARCHbass508: and i was just chillin in the den, using the computer
SEARCHbass508: and all of a sudden the phone rings once
SEARCHbass508: and i look at the caller id and its the police
SEARCHbass508: and i pick up and no ones on the phone
dan x hearts: lol did it say POLICE on the caller id
SEARCHbass508: and im like "...what the fuck"
SEARCHbass508: next thing i know this police cruiser pulls up to my house with lights on
SEARCHbass508: and i open the door and im just like "uhh, what the fuck"
SEARCHbass508: and he comes up to me and is real pissed and is like
SEARCHbass508: "LISTEN! WE JUST GOT A CALL THAT YOUR CAR HAS AN OLD INSPECTION STICKER!"
dan x hearts: hahahahahahaha
SEARCHbass508: and i was like "well, yeah, it does"
SEARCHbass508: and he ripped off the inspection sticker, jumped in his car, and left
SEARCHbass508: and i was just like "ummm, alright"
SEARCHbass508: and then for some reason i was driving to boston
SEARCHbass508: and like, i was on that bridge they just built near the fleetcenter, or td bank north whatever the fuck it is
SEARCHbass508: and i look behind me
dan x hearts: ye
SEARCHbass508: and the cop is behind me
SEARCHbass508: and then he passes me and gives me the finger
SEARCHbass508: and the dream was over
dan x hearts: hahahahahahahahahhahaha
dan x hearts: hahahahahahahahhaa
dan x hearts: dude im laughing so hard right now
dan x hearts: jusr imagining that
dan x hearts: hahahahahahahhhaa
SEARCHbass508: it was fuckin crazy
dan x hearts: hahahahha
dan x hearts: alright dude ill talk to you tomorrow probably
SEARCHbass508: word word
SEARCHbass508: peace dude
dan x hearts: latahhh