Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In July
spudmanson and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In January I pulled over and changed
athenalove's flat tire (15 points). Last Saturday I set
epochawol's puppy on fire (-66 points). In June I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (591 points). For Christmas I deserve a Sony Playstation 3!
Sincerely,
sickboy947