1st Chain: Voice Post

[sickandchained]

--never even seen one'nna these things 'fore...Ronnie, where are you when I need ya..oh, shit--a light's on..what the fuck does that mean...

Hello?

Goddamn computers and shit--hello? I ain't all smart about this crap, but where's that batshit crazy coon took me now?

Goddamn it, HELLO?!! There better be someone out there, Or I'm gon' go fuckin' crazy.

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Comments

[faeriewhocanlie]

Who chained you up? It sounds like you just got here.

[sickandchained]

Some crazy fucking coon.

Just got WHERE? Where the -fuck- am I?

[faeriewhocanlie]

Raccoon?

Sorry.. I remember how confused I was when I just got here. Uhm, this is the City. Here's a nice little guide about it.

[sickandchained]

...What the fuck--wh...what the FUCK is this shit?!

[faeriewhocanlie]

..yeah, I know it's weird. Sorry. Just try to take deep breaths and read the guide. It helps explain depending on how easily you believe this kind of stuff.

[sickandchained]

Weird?! This is fucking crazy!!

God..DAMMIT...

[faeriewhocanlie]

I guess in retrospect it is pretty crazy...

[sickandchained]

Who the fuck ARE you people?

[faeriewhocanlie]

We're all different here. There's humans, vampires, demons, angels, and all kind of weird stuff. I'm still getting used to seeing people who I thought were just from comic books. Oh, and I saw the Cheshire cat too. I'm a faerie, by the way.

[ooc: ...it sounds normal to Kaye.]

[sickandchained]

...wh..

..what..?

[ooc: XDD Mind breakage plz?]